Finally. A website that treats chickens with the dignity they deserve during their daily existential crisis.
We believe every hen has the right to bleed with dignity.
The chicken came first. Then she got her period. Then she laid the egg. The end.
Stop asking which came first. Ask instead: "Is she okay?"
Our products are 100% free-range, hormone-free, and completely made up.
Cluck Cramps Relief Tea
Hen Period Panties
Official Egg Tracker App
3" VINYL STICKER — $6.66
Perfect for your laptop, water bottle, or chicken coop.
WARNING: May cause other chickens to ask questions.
Which came first?